Thank God !!!!!!

A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.....


On his first day, he dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone:


"Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!"


The voice from the other side responded:


"You fool; you've dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"


"No" replied the trainee.


"It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!"


The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?"


"No!" replied the Managing Director angrily.



"Thank God!" replied the trainee and put the phone down.....

More Peanuts

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times.

When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, 'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?'.

'We can't chew them because we've no teeth', she replied.

The puzzled driver asks,
'Why do you buy them then?'

The old lady replied,
'We just love the chocolate around them.'

YOU REALLY HAVE TO BE CAREFUL AROUND OLD PEOPLE :)